Naughty puppy thread - post your pics

[alphafemale]

Gosh, Mila wouldn't quit yesterday with the crotch hits. I was getting so pissed off! lol I'd turn and poke up the butt, then shove her away, and mom turn again then bam! in the front she goes. Trying to do laundry with a nose striking in the crocth with every turn and trying to settle in is near impossible. No matter how many times I tell her to stop or knock it off, it's right back up in there the moment she can get there. Ugh. I'm just glad I'm not the only one who deals with it. Luckily I haven't had the fun of the armpits. The freaking cat does that one. She'll try sometimes to lay next to me in the chair and lick. Blech.

 

[WiglWerm]

Ruby LOVES to torment my daughter when she comes over. I can see it in her eyes, she gets so excited to see her and first chance she gets it's a front or rear goosing! She rarely does it to me but my daughter...lol Daughter screams and Ruby wins!

 

[NikiL02]

Ive never been around another dog that does this so much. I feel like it's a dobe thing.

At least he doesnt get dingle berries. Our friend's poodle always has them. They dont clean him off either.

My cat licks me too, thankfully not the armpits. But there have been occasions that I hide under the blankets.

 

[bomary]

At least he doesnt get dingle berries. Our friend's poodle always has them. They dont clean him off either.

Oh Lord...get those butts clean, friends!! That is just ....UGH!

 

[NikiL02]

Okay so this happened. Suddenly Nero was letting me play my video game. He has NEVER shown interest in my book shelf before now. I even tossed the ball he was dropping in my lap. But apparently he was bored. I wont be rereading Memoirs of a Geisha. At least it was my old paperback and not one of hubs books. Or one of my expensive ones...

 

[Beerswimmer]

Our smell is so much better than an impersonal toy.

Our dogs were notorious for eating certain parts out of my wife's undies

 

[NikiL02]

Our dogs were notorious for eating certain parts out of my wife's undies

Yeah we had a dog that would do that too.

 

[MischasMomma]

Mischa was almost here... last night I put my bowl of ice cream and whipped cream on the coffee table and went to start a load of laundry... then I hear the hubs yell for me! I run in, and mischa is on her couch with whipped cream on her nose (about half way up btw) and he claims Mischa swooped in and stole half my whipped cream... not very nice to try to set up the poor girl when she was actually behaving!

 

[NikiL02]

I read the first part and thought, that was rather trusting of you!

 

[MischasMomma]

I read the first part and thought, that was rather trusting of you!

She stole my ice cream off the counter ONCE. She learned you don't mess with mama's ice cream!

 

[JanS]

This makes me want to try ice cream and whipped topping now. It sounds great but I've never tried it.

 

[Tropicalbri's]

This makes me want to try ice cream and whipped topping now. It sounds great but I've never tried it.

Throw on some dark chocolate syrup, sliced bananas and a glob of peanut butter and I would be very happy! Lol

 

[MischasMomma]

This makes me want to try ice cream and whipped topping now. It sounds great but I've never tried it.

Wait, what!?

Throw on some dark chocolate syrup, sliced bananas and a glob of peanut butter and I would be very happy! Lol

Had the chocolate syrup, but bananas were made into bread and I'm not a peanut butter fan unless it's on celery haha

 

[JanS]

Oh I love peanut butter on ice cream - especially the crunchy type.

Wait, what!?

LOL we just don't keep whipped topping in the house often.

 

[alphafemale]

Everyone's making me want some period. I'm craving sweets like crazy, lol. This about to turn into a bad momma thread.

 

[NikiL02]

Omg this puppy! I just started part time at 24hr fitness. They gave me 1 grey shirt and 2 red polos. Guess which one he chewed a hole in when I thought he had a toy on the bed? Right under my nose! Argh! Into the crate because mama is mad. To his credit, he seemed ro figure out I was mad so didnt make a noise for a few hours until he had to potty from the bowl of water he drank after I got home from work. Thankfully if I work nights, after today, hubs will be home so he wont get so bored. Buy the stinked has started going into my drawers and I dont have a traditional dresser. I may need to buy more hangers. Puppy proofing is harder than baby proofing!!!

 

[WiglWerm]

To his credit, he seemed ro figure out I was mad

When Ruby would do something naughty and I would yell RUUUUBBBYYYY!! She would run to her cage, knowing she was caught! It was so funny it was hard to stay mad, dobermans are sooo smart! (Now that she is a doberteen she could care less, lol)

 

[NikiL02]

Buy the stinked has started going into my drawers

Should read: but the stinker

Omg 3.5 hrs of sleep is showing.

 

[JanS]

uess which one he chewed a hole in when I thought he had a toy on the bed? Right under my nose!

That's usually how it is here too. I think it's a toy and in the mean time they're happily munching down on something they're not supposed to have - while laying by my side. LOL

 

[alphafemale]

Mila literally just did that same thing last night. Was trying to destroy the broom pan, NOT her toy I gave her.

And then when I was cooking dinner tonight I thought she was playing w her toy on the other side of the kitchen. Nooooo, she was up on the cat table getting into the food! Argh! I got so pissed, I made a big ruckus because that is a NO. Absolutely not at all. I don't need her devouring the cat food since I don't always keep massive amounts of that one on hand and my budget is so limited. She ended up staying on the other side of the kitchen, pouting. Didn't like making me THAT mad. It was the "momma haaaattttes me" look, lol. It's so hard not to laugh. Half the time I'm disciplining her I swear, I'm trying so hard not to laugh.