Weird $hit

[Fladobe]

My doberboy poops on everything.
He poops on the gate , fence , trees and almost anything he can back his butt up to.
He did it to a lounge chair the other day and the topper was I caught him doing it around a corner...I was like what is going on with him! He had got him self in a 90° angle.
He is turning into a Dr Seuss story.
Someone mentioned a while back about a similar issue. Sometimes I see things that he has done and just shake my head...silly boy

 

[Sunje]

Brio is similar, although not quite as inventive as your boy. He usually has to poo on something, usually a shrub while we are out on a run. Sometimes he will poop uphill, and the result of that is that he usually poops down his legs.

 

[Doc]

Thats some funny chit right there A.J , popping on the chair has ROTFLMA and I’m at the VCA and people are looking at me funny , thanks for my laugh of the month

 

[JanS]

Sometimes he will poop uphill, and the result of that is that he usually poops down his legs.

LOL at least some of Dobermans past and present go to the top of a snow back or something so it rolls down instead of on them.

 

[Spocksdad]

Great poop stories!.

Neo always poops on neighborhood walks, he saves it up even if he's been out in backyard several times before. He will poop on-command when he's asked. Lola almost never poops while on walks in public, as she has some semblance of dignity.

I always double bag Neo's poop and carry plenty of spare bags. Most of the time when I meet new neighbors, I'm carrying a full bag of poop in one hand, dog leash in the other! In fact, Neo pooped today when we first stopped to meet a new dog, Charlie ChX, since he was excited.

 

[Doc]

Morning , B & me headed to the VCA yesterday for his check up , everything seems to be OK and I liked the Vet , which is always a plus , all tests came back negative which was no surprise to me . Will start cutting back the Pred. full pill in the morning but the evening pill will be a half for 2 weeks and then to only 1 pill in the morning and hopefully cut that back . It's a long progress I'm thinking .

Colld and windy yesterday and guess what ? Thursday back in the 80's and they are already talking severe storms

Rally day this afternoon

Have a good day

 

[Oh Little Oji]

The closest thing my Dobes of the past have done to that is backing up to a bush or shrub and dropping one there. Sometimes it even works out that I don't have to pick it up in that situation.

Well, Oji's breeder did say, and I've heard elsewhere, that dogs sometime use pooping as marking.

 

[JanS]

I've heard elsewhere, that dogs sometime use pooping as marking.

Yes they will but a lot of people don't realize it. I'm sure where the hind leg kicking after they go comes from too since they have the scent glands on the bottom of their feet.

 

[Oh Little Oji]

Well... We could ask this guy.

 

[Oh Little Oji]

Yes they will but a lot of people don't realize it. I'm sure where the hind leg kicking after they go comes from too since they have the scent glands on the bottom of their feet.

OH, let me tell you that Zephyr is a huge – well, I sometimes call him Lawn Destroyer. On our walks, after pooping, he just tears up the grass he is standing on. It's bad. I actually have to jump to the side if I'm behind him. Chunks of sod go flying. Our older daughter yells at me to stop him. She's like: How would you feel is someone's dog did that to our lawn? She is correct.

Speaking of glands: Zeph has pretty prolific anal glands. Often, at the end of a poop, you see several drops of the hazy liquid fall. Just the other day, at the end of a movement, I saw a good amount of the stuff actually squirt out.

For those of you who recently joined here, Zephyr is not a Doberman. He looks like that drawing in my profile pic that our younger daughter did a year or two ago.

 

[JanS]

Often, at the end of a poop, you see several drops of the hazy liquid fall. Just the other day, at the end of a movement, I saw a good amount of the stuff actually squirt out.

And I'm always happy to see that so they don't express on the bed or having to manually express them.

 

[suzannhaas]

My doberboy poops on everything.
He poops on the gate , fence , trees and almost anything he can back his butt up to.
He did it to a lounge chair the other day and the topper was I caught him doing it around a corner...I was like what is going on with him! He had got him self in a 90° angle.
He is turning into a Dr Seuss story.
Someone mentioned a while back about a similar issue. Sometimes I see things that he has done and just shake my head...silly boy





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Honestly, your Doberman isn’t just a silly boy he’s a high-performance 3D printer with a glitch in his GPS. The fact that he’s hitting 90-degree angles on lounge chairs and fences like a parkour master is both terrifying and deeply impressive. You don't have a pet; you have a biological graffiti artist who thinks the entire world is just one big, upright canvas for his "masterpieces." Forget Dr. Seuss this is a full-blown horror-comedy where your furniture is the main victim.

 

[Fladobe]

God forbid he gets the squirts he will think he is a modern artist.

Honestly, your Doberman isn’t just a silly boy he’s a high-performance 3D printer with a glitch in his GPS. The fact that he’s hitting 90-degree angles on lounge chairs and fences like a parkour master is both terrifying and deeply impressive. You don't have a pet; you have a biological graffiti artist who thinks the entire world is just one big, upright canvas for his "masterpieces." Forget Dr. Seuss this is a full-blown horror-comedy where your furniture is the main victim.