The pic of the gun is just too easy.They wouldn't bother to read it if said what I want it to
Something to the effect.......Where my kin comes from we don't kill trespassers,we keep you![]()
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Or
"If you enter this house, be prepared to put the lotion in the basket"

You guys keep me laughing!! Reminds me when we moved out here and my dad looked around and said, "Deliverance" 
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I believe that one is a fine line that could be perceived in different ways, depending on the state or the people suing. The sign I posted above said "caution" at the top, but I cut that part off because of possible liability.So if all that is true, then what does this one say about liability?

If you had that posted and your dog ever really did bite someone, it could be used against you to prove you knew he was a biter. We took down all funny doberman signs and dog warning signs to just "No Trespassing" signs.

I could see putting that one on the door coming in from our garage to the basement. If someone has come that far they are really trespassing already.but I haven't hung them up because while it is true, I don't want to undo the reputation that my one girl has
Now that you mention it, it might not be bad for my back porch door, or even inside the glass of my front door, for similar space reasons. Although anyone at the front door probably wouldn't take the time to read with the two bad bitches right there staring at them and making their presence known through the glass. Maybe I will dust them off and hang them up.I could see putting that one on the door coming in from our garage to the basement. If someone has come that far they are really trespassing already.
Love it! Like those old Burma Shave jingles on signs along highways (now you know how old I really am!These are the signs in my driveway very long driveway there about 100yd apart
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