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If your dog had a human job, what would it be?

Discussion in 'Doberman Talk and Discussions' started by Viemarangelrock, Apr 12, 2019.

  1. Viemarangelrock

    Viemarangelrock Hot Topics Subscriber $ Forum Donor $

    I think Tara’s ‘main’ job would be a supermodel

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    And her second job would be ‘neighbourhood watch’ lol
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  2. MyBuddy

    MyBuddy Moderator Hot Topics Subscriber

    She's definitely a supermodel! :)
     
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  3. LifeofRubie

    LifeofRubie Notable member

    You know... I HAVE had this thought outside of you mentioning it in a thread :)

    Rubie would be boss b*tch, probably of a tech company. Smirks, not laughs, at people's jokes. Doesn't like when meetings stray off topic. Wants facts; not fluff. Grammar enthusiast. Doesn't care what co-workers did during the weekend. Always done in time for happy hour. Don't bother her on weekends.

    Oh wait, that's me :rofl: minus the boss part... hahahaha

    Moose would definitely work in the hospitality industry. Loves everyone. Genuinely cares. Super adorable. obvs.
     
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  4. JanS

    JanS DCF Owner Administrative Staff Moderator Hot Topics Subscriber

    Della would be a professional sniper. LOL
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    Albert would be a toad catcher. :D
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  8. Tropicalbri's

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    Bacall is my ‘Ultimate Sentinel”

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    Bogie would be the Terminator. C19F5307-2D8E-460F-84BE-B1E52ABF576A.jpeg
     
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  9. AresMyDobie

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    Lol Ares would be an Actor or a Stuntman cuz he’s such a a character 3A7865F4-E9D8-497B-BFCB-6448E5D57A23.jpeg Athena would be a clown lol E4996EA2-A784-4F6E-838D-ACEBF636BB2C.jpeg Boo would be a nanny E48AD082-C5D3-47CB-912B-C8BA80B369A3.jpeg and Deegan would definitely be a bouncer .... hahahahaha jk Deegan would be in the Food industry lol 913621BB-0AA3-4A05-8D09-2C530B63D0C1.jpeg
     
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  10. Mystic

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    Kodak would be a comedian.

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  11. jazzies mum

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    No pics for obvious reasons, but Jazz would love to be a highway cop. Lots of high speed chases and permission to nail the offender! :lmao: Love this thread!
     
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  12. MyBuddy

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    Why does he remind me of Batman there? :spit:
     
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  13. jazzies mum

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    ^^^^^^^^ :spit::spit::spit: He really does! :woot2:
     
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  14. AresMyDobie

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    Hahahaha he usually does lol
     
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  15. Gelcoater

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    Pest control.
    Rats, lizards, squirrels, spiders, bees, fly’s, etc.
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    He ain’t skaerd.:cool::dobe:
     
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  16. Oh Little Oji

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    This thread is awesome!

    Hmmm. Oji? The first thing that comes to mind is border patrol agent. The illegals? Any animal within his sight, wherever he may roam.
     
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  19. Kaiser2016

    Kaiser2016 Active Member

    Love this thread! I also wanted to create a post like this haha.

    Kaiser is a Doberman of many talents. Naturally he has held a wide variety of positions demonstrating his versatility. He started his career in Bottle Recycling and tackled every bottle with the kind of enthusiasm one might expect.
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    Unfortunately his success got to his head and he started “hitting the bottle” instead.
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    Ever determined, Kaiser cleaned up his ways and turned his attention toward Gold Mining, formerly known as HVAC. He single handedly used two paws plus his mouth to sniff out long lost treats from the vents. Yes, he ate them anyway.
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    He quickly realized his true passion was Shredding. The thought alone would light up his eyes!
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    Finally, he found his calling! His zest and zeal was so appreciated by the organization that he was swiftly promoted to Chief Recycling Officer.
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    Being officially “Large and in Charge”, the success went to his head and he was often caught laying down on the job.
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    Most reprehensible to his shareholders was the incessant flaunting of his success - he would DARE to LAY in the stockpiles of his wealth!
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    His ego grew out of control and we, as an organization, were blinded by his charm and magnetism. Thankfully, the Chairman of the Board knew better and compelled us to listen.
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    Kaiser is now happily pursuing the next adventure in his illustrious career: Supervisor of the Meat Department.
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  20. Skatchkeb

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    Tank would own a chop shop, bar and brothel
     

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